Marathon Viewing This Year's Christmas Films: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the time of year to lounge on the couch and consume a box of mince pies in front of a terrific flick, a bad movie, or one that’s awesomely awful.
As always, a crop of fresh Christmas films hopes to be part of our seasonal watchlist—perhaps even earning a place alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
So, in a vital public service to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the Christmas spirit, I marathoned as many new holiday releases as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, hopefully, on a high. This film is the sole 2025 title on a well-known aggregator's list of the greatest 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The popular band are stranded in the UK after wrapping up their global concert series and must return for Christmas. Their attempts are thwarted by an villainous Saint Nick, who bursts into melody to declare they won’t get home until they “rediscover their brotherly magic.”
The back-and-forth between the arguing trio is enjoyable even for the uninitiated, while followers will undoubtedly notice lots of in-jokes as they attempt to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not legendary, but is superb for devotees and a solid start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who are obliged to sit through it.
8.45am - Tinsel Town
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a movie actor roped into a "panto".
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and ageing action hero Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose manager has misled him into thinking he’s appearing in renowned British drama.
His Aladdin co-stars inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their reply. Except if you’re not acquainted with traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some hilarious moments, some cockle-warming sub-plots, and the supporting actors is cracking, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit tacky at any other time of year, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
A familiar face shows up at the beginning of this film, too, insulting someone for the second film in a row. Might this become a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who picks up Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale unfolds as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is haunted by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least different from all the others, but sadly he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s portrayal is flat—a problem when he’s so the main character.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There’s time for a channel's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he gets an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) persuades him splurging the cash on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one snag—he discovers there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to pay back the excess.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the festive trappings are in the setting—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a country estate to do a deal for a champagne business. En route, she runs into a fellow in a literary haven who vows to show her a festive Paris.
A critic recently stated this is the top new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a festive dalliance with a hint of sophistication and gives the necessary cozy feelings.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, regardless of the attempts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The answer is out there, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the expert help of a group of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s gentle but endearing, and good viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in execution it’s really a mash-up of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s waned in quality, but happily here’s a new offering in the saturated market of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and utterly watchable—holiday fare.
It’s a tale as well-worn: An American woman goes on a quest to a picturesque cold country and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher